What a Wish!

Ky Woman, over at Little Drops... posted a great "funny" that I just had to "steal" and post here. I loved it, hope you do, too!

Three men -

A Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a white trash biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish; three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the lant to be forever fertile in Canada." POOF! With the blink of the genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.


Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, Americans, or Canadians can come into our precious land." POOF! Againm wih the blink of the genie's eye, there was a huge wall around all those countries.


The Biker says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The genie explained, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The Biker sits down, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles, and says, " Fill it with water."